1. Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?
a) Yes, of course!
b) Yes, but I was drunk.
c) Yes, but I had to get them drunk first.
d) No, eww!
2. Have you ever had sex with a member of the opposite sex?
a) Yes of course!
b) No, Eww!
c) Yes but I was drunk.
d) Yes, but one of us had to pay for it.
3. What is your favorite Madonna Album?
a) Like a Virgin.
b) I Like her older stuff.
c) Confessions on a Dance Floor.
d) I Like them all the same.
e) I've never bought or listened to a Madonna Album.
4. Which of the following best describes you:
a) I drive a Mazda Miatta.
b) I've (been to / have tickets to) Wimbledon
c) I'm male and using more than 2 types of hair care products.
d) Oh my God, do you like these shoes? I have the cutest little pair in purple too!
e) All of these choices seem gay.